Friday, 20 June 2008

No Dead Coppers

By "Department of Official Facts" reporter Roger Rectus

There was no policeman killed recently. A train did not hit him and there was not a four hour delay. The man who was not killed was not lieing on the ground.

The death that did not happen was not a suisde and not a murder.

More news in he late report but right now we have some offical visitors tot he offices and must ** *** **** ** *** ******** ** *** ***** **** *******.