The famouse talking village said through it's "voice" that it had lost it's links. After some famouse Thanet investigation we can tell you that it was the villages Cuff Links that were lost. What all that means is lost on us but ******* is reported by the ***** ** ***** to be ************.
This might reflect on the fact that *** [snip] *** THE COMMITTEE FOR OFFICIAL TRUTH HAS EDITED THIS "NEWS" FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY *** [SNIP] *** and then took him fishing.
From Boctor Baggins - Fortunate Fires Department
As we have previously not reported The Scenic Railway the much hated "bone in the throat" of the house building future of Thanet has been burned to the ground. House builders everywhere are celebrating the act of God and sending big fat cheques to a man called Godden. It is a well known fact that business men in Thanet are a bit thick.
The future development of some stunningly identical flats is now assured so long as the police can not pin the fire on the land owners, the council or ******* *** *******.
We can exclusively tell you that the hand of god in this case was Mr ******* ******* of ******** in *********, ****.
*** THE CENSOR WOULD LIKE IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THERE WAS NO CRIME AND THE WOOD BURNED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO DRY EVEN IF IT HAD BEEN RAINING ***
...he also owned a dog.
